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Five Days of Friday the 13th Part Five: From the Bottom of the Lake

His Name was Jason, the Official Great Stories Friday the 13th Blog.

From the Bottom of the Lake

By Tom Vanner

DEAR AMERICA!!!! Sorry just watched a Graham Allan rant. Good Facebook follow. Anyway the day has come. Today is finally Friday the 13th. A happy one it is. Today no doubt there is a marathon going on some channel starring yours and my favorite movie killer. Today people will be sharing all there favorite Friday the 13th memes, trying to avoid black cats whenever and wherever possible, and hoping to God that stepping on the crack didn’t actually break their mothers back. Friday the 13th has for a very long time been a day of superstition and bad luck, but did you know where it came from? If you thought it was from a young boy drowning at summer camp and returning a couple decades later to kill teens camping in the woods, underage drinking, and having sex, I got news for ya! You’re wrong.

On Friday October 13, 1307 the Knights templar were arrested by French King Phillip the IV for the crime of “heresey”. Originally I heard the Knights were executed but in reality it was really boring. They were arrested, their assets were taken from them, and King Phillip got richer. A dull, boring way to begin the myth of Friday the 13th superstitions. However that is the first Friday the 13th bad joo-joo origin. It should be known that the French did wear Detroit Red Wings goalie masks when the arrests were made. One thing in this story is false….can you figure out which part?

Here are a few thoughts of the remaining “Friday the 13th” movies out of order. The Remake in 2009 was a good flick I’d recommend a watch if you haven’t seen it. Derek Mears plays an excellent Jason. A tall ass Jason. He had a good style and was fairly violent.

Freddy V.S Jason, the battle to end all battles. A much anticipated movie for slasher fans around the world. As we know Kane Hodder had lost the role of Jason so the movie took a hit for that. Ken Kirzinger played a pretty intimidating Jason. His downfall might not be entirely his fault but Jason was too slow and not violent enough through-out the film, especially with what fans had become accustom too. There was one kill that sticks out because it was flat out awesome. The first kill of the movie, the bed folded in half kill. It really set a precedent for the rest of the movie which wasn’t met. Another problem I have with the movie is the whole water is Jason’s weakness and fear. Ummm have we ever watched the series? Water has not bothered this dude since he was like 11, and now in 2003 he crumbles under the pressure of the thought of water. Come on bro. They did a good job showing off Jason’s inability to be destroyed but I feel all in all they didn’t give the guy enough respect. Don’t get me wrong Freddy vs Jason is a Halloween and Friday the 13TH ritual for me but I feel it should have been better. A fun fact for this movie, even though he wasn’t cast in the movie. There is a scene with Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 3 in the back ground. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 features Kane Hodder as a stunt coordinator and stunt double Leatherface, R.A Mihailoff. The scene that is playing in Freddy vs Jason is the only scene that Kane plays Leatherface for the entire scene.

As I bring this Blog to a close I have to say I impressed myself. Hopefully I impressed some of you. I had pitched the idea to Chris Mills about a blog for Friday the 13th for today. He had then introduced the idea of a week- long series. I honestly didn’t know if I had enough content but just the movie series “Friday the 13th” I kept it going.

After this past week I think we have all learned a thing or two about Jason Voorhees and Friday the 13th. The number one thing being is obviously isn’t Jason actually the good guy? I mean think about it. He was bullied and picked on as a kid. He “drowns” due to negligence, and then watched his mother gets beheaded. The only thing the guy asks for is to be left alone and he wants to go home. Nope, every other second it feels some punk teen is trespassing his land and doing dumb crap there. Really what I want you to take out of this, if you’re near an abandoned camp, and you have the sudden urge to have sex while hammered, do yourself a favor and keep going. You’re most likely going to piss off the resident.

I would like thank you everyone who followed me this week and kept reading what I had to say. I especially want to thank Chris for allowing a forum for my rants. He’s the founder of “Great Stories” the website and the store. If you’re into magic the gathering, dungeons and dragons, and comics alike, check him out. I’d also like to invite all you fine people to “13th world” in Cumberland RI (Yes another shameless plug) to visit your pal Jason. I bid you all farewell; enjoy your day of terrors. Remember to watch something bloody today and since its right around the corner, Happy Halloween!

To learn more about 13th World Haunted attraction, visit their website!

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