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Trailer Snark (August 18, 2017 Theatrical Trailers)

Welcome to Trailer Snark, a weekly column covering trailers for movies that will be released this week with thoughts from our roster of bloggers (Jessica from The Female Perspective, Ken from The Crank File, Jim from The Front Row View, Eric from View from Above, Robert from Cards and Counters, Wayne from The Dope Sheet, and Great Stories founder Chris).  Thanks for reading, and enjoy the previews!

The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Lionsgate) – Action/Comedy
Rated R for strong violence and language throughout
Tag Line: Never let him out of your sight. Never let your guard down. Never fall in love.
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Ryan Reynolds, Salma Hayek
Plot: The world’s top bodyguard gets a new client, a hit man who must testify at the International Court of Justice. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time.
Running Time: 118 minutes

Chris: A mildly amusing comedic action romp. But not enough to get me to shell out the cashola. Guess they are going to have to pry it from my cold dead fingers. Just call me 251.
Wayne: I’m buying this trailer.  Dark comedy. Two quality actors familiar with comedy and action.  Looking forward to seeing this one.

Logan Lucky (Bleecker Street Media) – Comedy
Rated PG-13 for language and some crude comments
Tag Line: See how the other half steals.
Starring: Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, Daniel Craig
Plot: Two brothers attempt to pull off a heist during a NASCAR race in North Carolina.
Running Time: 119 minutes

Chris: Daniel Craig really pulled off that southern accent with skill. Color me surprised! Logan may be lucky enough to get me in a theater seat.
Wayne:  Looks like a fun comedy.  Going to get a lot of NASCAR fans going to this one.  Looking forward to seeing Craig in a comedic role.

Gook (Samuel Goldwyn Films) – Drama
Not Rated
Tag Line:  None
Starring: Simone Baker, Justin Chon
Plot: Eli and Daniel, two Korean American brothers, own a struggling shoe store and have an unlikely friendship with Kamilla, a street wise 11-year-old African American girl. Kamilla ditches school, Eli stresses about the store, and Daniel tries to have a good time. It’s just another typical day at the store until the Rodney King verdict is read and riots break out. With the chaos moving towards them, the trio is forced to defend the store while contemplating the future of their own personal dreams and the true meaning of family.
Running Time: 94 minutes

Chris: One of the biggest stories of the LA riots triggered by the Rodney King chase and beating (which occurred when I was a freshman in college) was the relationship between the Black and Korean communities in the city. That, in itself, makes this a very interesting human interest piece for me.
Wayne:  With all going on in the world right now, I’m going to sell this trailer.  Looking for more upbeat stories.

Lemon (Magnolia Pictures) – Comedy/Drama
Not Rated
Tag Line: None
Starring: Inger Tudor, Brett Gelman, Judy Greer, Michael Cera
Plot: A man watches his life unravel after he is left by his girlfriend of 10 years.
Running Time: 83 minutes

Chris: Looks a little too offbeat, awkward, and Michael Cera for my liking.
Wayne:  Selling this movie.  There is only so much downward spiral stories one can take. 

6 Days (Icon Films) – Action/Drama/History
Rated R for violence and language
Tag Line: None
Starring: Abbie Cornish, Jamie Bell
Plot: In April 1980, armed gunmen stormed the Iranian Embassy in Princes Gate, London and took all inside hostage. Over the next six days a tense standoff took place, all the while a group of highly trained soldiers from the SAS prepared for a raid the world had never seen the likes of.
Running Time: 94 minutes

Chris: Riveting and intense trailer. Count me in.
Wayne:  Looks interesting.  Might be a rainy day film to catch.  I buy this trailer.

Tickets Purchased: One for Logan Lucky (Wayne) and one for 6 Days (Chris)

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Trailer Snark (November 6, 2015 Theatrical Trailers)

Welcome to Trailer Snark, a weekly column covering trailers for movies that will be released this week with thoughts from our roster of bloggers (Jessica from The Female Perspective, Ken from The Crank File, Jim from The Front Row View, Rob from Spector for Hire, and Great Stories founder Chris).  Thanks for reading, and enjoy the previews!

Last Week: Matt Damon is still stranded on Mars and piling up the money as the campaign to save him has now captured $182.8M domestically and still had enough of a draw to take the tops of an anemic box office with $11.4M this week.  Goosebumps remained in second place with $10.2 and $57M overall.  Bridge of Spies was third ($8M/$45.2M).  Hotel Transylvania in fourth ($5.8M/$156M) and fifth place belonged to the slightly delayed and debuting Bradley Cooper film Burnt, which pulled in $5M.  The rest of the top ten featured only one newcomer (Our Brand is Crisis) and went as follows:  The Last Witch Hunter ($4.7M/$18.6M), Paranormal Activity Ghost Dimension ($3.4M/$13.5M), Our Brand is Crisis ($3.4M), Crimson Peak ($3.1M/$27.7M) and Steve Jobs ($2.5M/$14.5M).  A bigger group of new entries are coming this Friday than what we saw last week.  Here they are….

Spectre (Columbia Pictures) – Action/Thriller
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of action and violence, some disturbing images, sensuality and language
Tag Line: None
Starring: Daniel Craig, Christoph Waltz, Monica Bellucci, Ralph Fiennes, Lea Seydoux
Plot: A cryptic message from Bond’s past sends him on a trail to uncover a sinister organization. While M battles political forces to keep the secret service alive, Bond peels back the layers of deceit to reveal the terrible truth behind SPECTRE.
Running Time: 148 minutes

Jessica: So all over this one! I really like Craig as James Bond and I loved the last movie quite a bit. Looking forward to this one, I mean, jeez louise, it looks to be both star and action-packed!
Rob: Bond.  James Bond.  Daniel Craig has proven himself time and again to have what it takes to deliver and excel in the role of Ian Fleming’s British Secret Service agent extraordinaire.  Mendes, who also directed Skyfall, is back for the next installment and based on the trailer it will not disappoint.  
Ken: Being Bond never goes out of style. That looked awesome.  Somebody pour me a vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Chris:  He was the original superhero to me.  James Bond, no matter the incarnation, is the definition of cool and the movies almost never disappoint.

The Peanuts Movie (20th Century Fox) – Family
Rated G for kids like you and me
Tag Line: Violet.  Original Mean Girl
Starring:  Who cares…it’s Charlie Brown and gool ol’ Snoop!
Plot: Snoopy embarks upon his greatest mission as he and his team take to the skies to pursue their arch-nemesis, while his best pal Charlie Brown begins his own epic quest back home.
Running Time: 93 minutes
Chris:  I could not help but smile and recall childhood throughout the trailer.  Peanuts re-introduced to a new generation is not a bad thing at all!
Jessica: I want to want to see this but I’m not a huge Peanuts fan, this looks like fun though for people who really love the gang.
Rob: Anyone who skips this movie is a blockhead.  While I wish it was hand-drawn, it is clear to me that they truly wanted to honor the legacy of Charles Schulz.  I can’t wait to see this film!
Ken: The movie looks super cute and fun but I’m more of an old school Peanuts fan. Back before Snoopy hijacked the strip, Peanuts was straight brutal.

Spotlight (Open Road Films) – Drama/Crime
Rated R for some language including sexual references
Tag Line: The true story behind the scandal that shook the world.
Starring: Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, Liev Schriber, Stanley Tucci
Plot: The true story of how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up within the local Catholic Archdiocese, shaking the entire Catholic Church to its core.
Running Time: 128 minutes

Ken: A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. Then a second guy walks in.  
Chris: I am sick just even entertaining the thought of watching the trailer.
Jessica: Holy crap this looks amazing, terrifying, disturbing and just plain fantastic. The trailer had me going, “Wow” out loud in my office like a crazy person.
Rob: A look at the depravity of one of the most evil groups of men on the face of the earth; the Catholic Clergy.

Trumbo (Bleecker Street Media) – Biography/Drama
Rated R for language including some sexual references
Tag Line: When they tried to silence him, he made the world listen.
Starring: Bryan Cranston, Diane Lane, Helen Mirren
Plot: In 1947, Dalton Trumbo was Hollywood’s top screenwriter until he and other artists were jailed and blacklisted for their political beliefs.
Running Time: 124 minutes
Rob: Looks pretty solid, but not of the big screen caliber.  Then again, don’t let me tell you what to think…
Ken: I can’t watch Bryan Cranston wearing glasses without seeing Heisenberg. I keep wondering when Aaron Paul will show up. Hey Mr. White, it’s McCarthyism yo!
Chris: Meh……
Jessica: I adore Bryan Cranston and as a writer, this speaks volumes to me. Love it.

Brooklyn (Fox Searchlight) – Drama
Rated PG – 13 for a scene of sexuality and brief strong language
Tag Line: Two countries, two loves, one heart.
Starring: Saoirise Ronan, Emory Cohen
Plot: An Irish immigrant lands in 1950s Brooklyn, where she quickly falls into a new romance. When her past catches up with her, however, she must choose between two countries and the lives that exist within.
Running Time: 111 minutes

Jessica: Okay this one got me. I don’t usually truck with movies like this but it looks well-done and interesting. Not for theater prices but at home viewing for sure.
Rob: Another good looking film, but for the small screen.
Ken: Not my pot of potatoes.
Chris: Not my typical movie fare, but there is some old world charm is this one.  Renter with the wife.

Miss You Already (Roadside Attractions) – Comedy/Drama
Rated PG-13 for thematic content, sexual material and some language
Tag Line: When life falls apart, friends keep it together.
Starring: Dru Barrymore, Toni Collette, Dominic Cooper
Plot: The friendship between two life-long girlfriends is put to the test when one starts a family and the other falls ill.
Running Time: 112 minutes

Chris:  I was actually quite moved by the trailer. Hope there is triumph in the end.
Jessica: Again, I didn’t think I’d like this one but darnit, it got me. I have a very powerful group of women friends and this is exactly what it would be like in a lot of ways if one of us got sick. I love stories about strong women supporting one another.
Rob: Chick flick.  Pass.
Ken: Looks like the sister movie to 50/50. Another trailer enhanced through the magic of music, this time it’s the classic REM track Losing My Religion.

Tickets Purchased: Four for Spectre (Ken, Jessica, Chris, and Rob) and one for Peanuts (Rob movie double duty)

Dr. Evil has nothing on this tyke!
Dr. Evil has nothing on this tyke!